Stories!

To my mother: Sorry I took so long I ran into a guy from school and I ended up walking him back to work.

Cashier at Costco: Led Zeppelin!? (referring to my shirt)
Me: Yes.
Cashier: HOW OLD ARE YOU!?
Me: 20
Cashier: My daughter it 21, she has the fever for Justin Bieber.
(go to leave Costco)
Guy that checks the receipt: Led Zeppelin!?
Voice inside my head: Oh god!

Beda: why don't you have school today?
ME: it's presidents day
Beda: oh, is that a holiday I would have to go to school to know about?
Me: basically

Beda to me: when I was a kid my brothers dared me to climb up the walls of the staircase and I actually did it and like I even made it to the ceiling and there I was this little kid on the ceiling above the stairs, spiderman style feeling awesome and then they just laughed and walked away. I was just hanging there for dear life for like 10 minutes crying and screaming and my mom kept looking for me but she couldn't find me cause I was on the ceiling, and like who would think to look at the ceiling when you're looking for your kid ya' know?

Me to my mom: how could this happen? I was just walking around with flats and a tshirt and about to wash my car this friday and now you're telling me it snowed? Is this some sort of sick joke?

Jasmin to her prom date: so yea, this is the picture of the dress but um like don't mind my body I'm gonna look skinnier by the end of the month I've just had a lot of cookies, brownies and candies this weekend.

Genres I want to do:
-Horror
-Mystery
-Romance with a tragic ending
-Documentary